Ladybug: They are all black.
Mama: Yep.
Ladybug: I mean ALL!
Mama: I know.
Ladybug: Why?
Mama: Well, generally speaking black athletes tend to be faster sprinters. You will notice that I lot of the sprinters are black.
A little later we watched some of the swimming trials.
Ladybug: None of them are black.
Mama: True.
Ladybug: I mean NONE!
Mama: I know.
Ladybug: Why?
Mama: Well, generally speaking you will find that most world class swimmers are white.
Which might explain the conversation she had a camp this week during their mini Olympics.
Teacher: Ladybug do you want to run this race?
Ladybug: I don't race against white kids.
Teacher: What?
Ladybug: I am black. No white person can beat me.
That is not what I meant.
That. Is. Hilarious. I just about wet my pants. She's such a trip. And she was probably right. :)
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