How do I get into these conversations?

Really??

I was sitting here.  Minding my own business.  Playing on my computer.  Avoiding the work that must be done.

Avoiding the clean laundry thrown on the kitchen table that needs to be folded and prevented us from having dinner like a normal family (or maybe that should read abnormal family?).

Avoiding the bills piling up on my desk that are now past due and I must pay.  Soon!

Avoiding taking the clean dishes out of the dish washer.  Why did I ever think I would stay on top of doing dishes if I had a dishwasher?

Avoiding the pile of dishes now stacked (not so neatly) in the sink and is threatening to spill out on the counters at any moment.

Avoiding vacuuming -- well, because, nobody is coming to our house soon so why bother.

Avoiding putting a cute complicated hairstyle on head -- simple and out of the way would have to do for tonight.

I was successfully avoiding everything.  But there was no way I was going to avoid what was about to happen next.

Ladybug:  Mama who is in charge of of the world?
Me: (I know where this is heading.  I need to say the right thing.  Or at least not say the wrong thing.)  The whole world?
Ladybug:  Yes, who controls the world?
Me: (Yep, here we go.  Do not put your own beliefs on her!)  Well, who do you think controls the world?
Ladybug: God.
Me:  Ok. 
Ladybug: Nobody else could be the boss of the whole world.
Me: (Well, I know I wouldn't want that job).

Mean Mama