I have a drinking problem

I came home from the store today and wanted a drink.  And since I had just come home from the store I had options.  Lots of options.  Apparently too many options. 

I started out with the Mountain Dew I bought.  I love Mountain Dew.  I had grabbed one on the way out of the store.  So I popped it open and took a long drag.  Only one problem.  Apparently I grabbed a diet Mountain Dew.  While I love Mountain Dew, I hate diet Mountain Dew.  Hate it.  Really.   I think it tastes like dirty dish water.  It is gross.

But I decided to drink it anyway.  I got about half way through it.  I wasn't enjoying it.  So I decided to switch drinks.  I had also bought mango juice at the store.  I poured a glass.  I drank it.  But it was really sweeter than I wanted. 

I decided to switch to wine.  Yes, since Thanksgiving I have decided that I like wine.  Well, some wine.  My father left a half bottle of the wine I bought for him and I had poured a glass of that about a week ago and almost gagged.  Not pleasurable at all.  I could not even choke down a sip.  No wonder my dad left half the bottle.  Truly disgusting.  I dumped it.  But I found a dessert wine in the store today.  I popped the cork and poured a glass while I cooked -- lasagna.  How very Italian of me.  Only I am not Italian.

Now I have moved onto tea.  At some point I decided I was cold so I made a cup of tea. 

Too many options.

Mean Mama