eating on vacation

I knew that going to vacation to my father's house was going be good for my diet.  Of course it was going to be good.  There was no other option.  They eat like birds.

My step mom weighs about 110 pounds.  And I am not exaggerating.  When she was 9 months pregnant she might have gotten up to about 130 pounds.  Maybe.

I really do like my step mom.  I should.  I brought her into the family.  Literally.  My dad was living with someone else when I brought her home.  Soon the girl friend was gone and my step mom was in.  I like her.  But she has no idea what it is like to be fat...clueless.

So I was looking forward to the week of starvation.  Or more accurately I was looking forward to the results of a week of starvation.  She is a good cook.  She made a ham steak.  The package said it was 2.5 servings.  So she was sure it was enough for 4 people.  I could eat that by myself.  Which might explain why I am not 110 pounds.

As I was hungry...starving...wondering where the nearest fast food joint was (which is about 1/2 hour drive from their house) she informs me that both she and my dad have gained weight during my stay at their house.  Gained?  How?  Is it possible?  They gained weight while I was starving?

And then I got home last night, weighed myself this morning, and...well let's just say that I have a lot of work to do before the Weight Watcher's meeting on Wednesday night.  How did I gain weight?  Too?

Mean Mama