One size fits all

We have all seen the tag...One Size Fits All.  It is a lie.  This is the night shirt that I bought while at Disney.

And notice the label...

It should say "One Size Fits Most -- unless you are the size of a cow because you don't take care of yourself"

I bought it knowing it likely wouldn't fit.  I know I am not a standard size.  I bought it hoping it would eventually fit (since I am feeling motivated to get back on the diet ride).  But I couldn't help myself.  I had to try it on.  It fit ... like a really tight girdle.  Not really a comfortable sleeping t-shirt.

Mean Mama